Test 2 -- The Simpsons

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rs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? Here's to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life's problems.

1. Human contact: the final frontier.
2. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!
3. I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

• D'oh.
• Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
• Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
…And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!
Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.
Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.
Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.
Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

Test 1 -- The Holy Grail

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.haa! Super squeaky bum time! Saving the world with meals on wheels.; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

I am your king.

Shut up! Will you shut up?! Look, my liege! But you are dressed as one… Who's that then?
The nose? Shut up! What a strange person. Be quiet! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

What a strange person.

Well, we did do the nose. Who's that then? Well, I got better. What a strange person.

1. The nose?
2. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
3. But you are dressed as one…

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Oh, ow! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

• Look, my liege!
• Why?
• Who's that then?

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Shut up! Shut up! How do you know she is a witch? Well, I didn't vote for you.
Well, she turned me into a newt. I am your king. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! She looks like one. Well, I didn't vote for you. Did you dress her up like this?
What do you mean? Why do you think that she is a witch? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! I dunno. Must be a king. Shut up!
She looks like one. I'm not a witch. Why do you think that she is a witch? Well, how'd you become king, then? Camelot!
Well, I got better. Who's that then? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. I am your king. I'm not a witch.
But you are dressed as one… I'm not a witch. It's only a model. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
You don't vote for kings. I have to push the pram a lot. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! How do you know she is a witch? I dunno. Must be a king. I have to push the pram a lot.
And the hat. She's a witch! And the hat. She's a witch! We want a shrubbery!! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Burn her anyway! Well, what do you want? He hasn't got shit all over him. I have to push the pram a lot.
And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Look, my liege! Well, I didn't vote for you. I have to push the pram a lot.